Slightly concerned my baggage isn’t ostentatious enough. Ostentatious baggage will probably be the headline of my obituary.
My handbag is rubber. At what point do I just admit I’m carrying around a squishy yellow bucket every day? #perfectlyfunctional #grownupthings
Pumpkin English muffin with tofu cream cheese and chopped chives. Petra Kelly: making vegetables unhealthy since 1987. #cleanliving #healthkick #grownupthings
Good thing I have a much, much younger cousin/engineer whom I can ask complex questions there’s no way I could google. #grownupthings (at self sufficiency)
Petra party in a nutshell: punkin paahhh. Ain’t no party like a pie party. #thuglyf #pies #somanypies