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How much white chocolate has to be in a white choc raspberry muffin for it to be called a cupcake? In other news: had cupcake for breakfast.
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I would like my incessant chatter to be characterised as 'waffling' over 'rambling', as carbohydratey desserts are far preferable to aimless exercise.
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I’VE JUST DONE THE WORST THING EVER. Accidentally took daytime instead of nighttime flu medicine. MY LIFE IS RUINED.
Law lecturer said ‘you’re not supposed to undermind the spirit of the law’. How about not undermining the English language. Cretin.
I should really change my SMS tone. I can’t watch Law & Order without thinking I’m super popular, a crushing misconception.
Indian cab driver was aspiring actor.
Practised imitating each other’s accents for journey. I held back a bit. Felt a bit racist otherwise.
