Been getting some funny looks when I rummage through my bag to find my wallet and dump this on the counter. After the ‘slight fireball incident’ of 2013, have to see if I can find matching knobs for my now melted oven. Today I just gave up and told a lady my watch broke so I’m carrying around a sundial. #grownupthings
Got a lovely insanity package in the mail from mum: dogs, spots, videos from PBS about dead whores, chewing gum, hair tie and a magnet from The Onion. This is an unfortunately accurate representation of my major interests.
Took my nose stud out and it turns out I have cheerleader-from-Heroes-style healing ability, even after 7 years had to get re-pierced. Tatt shop ran out of nice studs so I’m 90s-styling it for a spell. #whatifgodwasoneofus #piercing #owowowwwwww
Because not enough of my Instagram is pictures of my nails. #grey #silver #black #white #gothrainbow
Best thing about replacing my laptop screen: I now have ages of bubble wrap to pop. #awyiss #bubblewrap #yiss